Taliban Trains “Monkey Terrorists” for Afghan War
by Tom McGregor    Fri, Jul 9, 2010, 12:19 pm

Ape Terrorist.jpgIf President Barack Obama withdraws from the war in Afghanistan, he would be the first commander-in-chief in American history to surrender to an army of monkeys; and we’re not talking about fighting the ‘Planet of the Apes.’ The Taliban in Afghanistan has just gotten into the ‘monkey business’ of training primates to attack U.S. soldiers, according to a British-based media agency.

The People’s Daily of China reports that, “reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few ‘monkey soldiers’ holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”

The British-media outlet claims that American military experts call them “monkey terrorists.” The Taliban is resorting to cruel political means to meet political goals through conquest, destruction, assaults and other means.

“In a sense,” according to the People’s Daily, “the emergence of ‘monkey soldiers’ is the result of asymmetrical warfare. The United States launched the war in Afghanistan using the world’s most advanced weapons such as highly-intelligent robots to detect bombs on roadsides and unmanned aerial vehicles to attack major Taliban targets. In response, the Taliban forces have tried any possible means and figured out a method to train monkeys as ‘replacement killers’ against American troops.”

Analysts insist that aside from utilizing “monkey killers” to attack U.S. soldiers, the Taliban sought also to arouse Western animal lovers to pressure their governments to withdraw from Afghanistan.

If the “monkey terrorists” are successfully trained, it could lead to an embarrassing situation if an American soldier is shot and wounded by a monkey on the battlefield. How would he tell his story to family and friends when they ask about his ‘Purple Heart’ medal?

To read the entire article from the People’s Daily, link here:

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written by carloszaldivar , July 09, 2010

Really hilarious!... Tks for the laugh!..

written by furrpiece , July 09, 2010

How are our troops supposed to tell the monkey terrorists from the Muslim terrorists?

written by pjm , July 11, 2010

come on monkeys kill the terroists troops

written by omaid , July 11, 2010

Taraining Monkey is the new war tactic of Taliban
which shows thier weakness and shortage of personnel

written by Jim C , July 12, 2010

If you're believing this story, I have a bridge to sell you ...and I'll throw in some dry panties to sweeten the deal.

written by Qa , July 12, 2010

Every terrorist "including/excluding US troops" don't have a religion. Monkeys, please kill all of them

written by Spider_J , July 12, 2010

I certainly hope that's not the picture they ran, because it's older than the damn internet.

written by smoothlikeken , July 12, 2010

I'm calling B.S.

I have not seen any such images show up on the net... not even on the website for the paper that is claimed in this article that has reporters that has snapped pics of this.

I think some people have watched too much Project X

written by JB , July 12, 2010

that just proves the IQ level required to be a terrorist :)

written by paulie , July 12, 2010

The question is, how many monkey virgins does a monkey martyr get?

written by eliza , July 12, 2010

I can't believe no-one has said this yet: gorilla warfare!!

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