The Duma, Russia's legislative body, is moving forward on enforcing tougher restrictions on abortion.
Russia Today reports that, "An assembly gathered by Russian Orthodox Christians has passed a resolution seeking legislative changes to ban all abortions, claiming that human life begins at the moment of conception."
Great Britain's Home Office will immediately deport all foreign-born comedians who crack, "Yo momma so fat that ..." jokes.
According to the Daily Telegraph of London, "Julien Blanc, the American "pick-up artist" criticised for encouraging misogyny, has been barred from entering Britain by the Home Office. Dating seminars run by the 25-year-old have sparked international criticism for their derogatory references to women and, in some cases, appearing to condone physical and emotional abuse."
The White House has just declared that President Barry Obama considers it a "badge of honor," to be anointed, "Emperor Obama."
The Daily Caller reports that, "White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters Wednesday that when House Republicans call President Obama “Emperor Obama,” that’s a criticism the President “wears with a badge of honor.”
Samsung Corporation is hiring, but they will only hire you if you come from a wealthy family. Just a mere five percent of its workforce are employees who came from impoverished circumstances.
The Joong Ang Daily, "Samsung Group doesn’t officially announce the proportion of natural science or humanities majors it has hired. The group has only revealed that at least 30 percent of selected applicants would be women, 35 percent will have graduated from universities outside of Seoul (Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology and Pohang University of Science and Technology are not in subject to this rule), and 5 percent will be from low-income families."
While United Kingdom Prime Minister David Cameron is globe-trotting the world preaching the gospel of Democracy, he has deployed British police officers to arrest pro-Democracy activists on the streets of London.
According to the Independent Television Network, "A lone Occupy Democracy protester who climbed up the Winston Churchill statue in Parliament Square has been arrested - after a two day standoff with police."
President Barry Obama believes that Russian Vladimir Putin deserves to face 'Sector Sanctions' due to the global spread of the Ebola Virus.
Russia Today reports that, "Speaking in Brisbane last week, where world leaders gathered for the summit, Obama once again put Russia on the list of the greatest threats to the world - along with the Islamic State militants (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) and the Ebola outbreak. It wasn't the first time the in with the Islamic terrorists and the deadly virus."
Egg Revolutionaries are demanding regime change in the Czech Republic.
According to the BBC News, "Thousands of people have protested against Czech President Milos Zeman on the 25th anniversary of the Velvet Revolution, which ended communist rule. Demonstrators carried football-style red cards as a warning to Mr Zeman, while others threw eggs. One accidentally hit the German president."
President Barry Obama's 'War on Texas' continues. He is forcing residents from the Lone Star state to pay 20 percent or more in carbon taxes on their electric bills.
The Houston Chronicle reports that, "The electric distribution grid operator for most of Texas said Monday that a federal mandate to slash carbon emissions nationwide would challenge power reliability in Texas and raise consumer electricity costs by as much as 20 percent as half the state's coal-fired power plants shut down."
One of London's top luxury hotels, the Bermondsey Square Hotel, has imposed sharia law on all guests. That means a hospitality fatwa has been issued, which would ban alcohol and pork
Russia Today reports that, "London’s Bermondsey Square Hotel has suddenly banned the sale of alcohol, and reportedly pork, “in accordance with Sharia law” under the orders of its new Middle-Eastern owner."
Are Americans the world's worst savers? A recent study disclosed that one out of four Americans have less than $250 in their bank account.
According to NewsMax, "Two out of five Americans are living on the edge of financial disaster, a study says. More than 40 percent of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, according to , which cites a study from consumer finance company Springleaf Financial, based in Evansville, Illinois."