President Barack Obama has ordered more joint US/ROK military drills on the Korea Peninsula amidst an ongoing nuclear crisis sparked by the North Korean regime. The White House claims the U.S. military can defend South Korea against a North Korean invasion, but the United States commander-in-chief can't even control the behavior of his troops.

The European Union will soon impose a $1,000 carbon tax on all 'Made in America' vehicles purchased by Europeans. They hope EU residents will stop buying cars and ride bicycles, since there will be no $1K carbon tax on bikes.

As a member of the United Nations Human Rights Council, President Barack is calling on the entire global community to raise $131 million to fund President Robert Mugabe's terror campaign against Democracy and Human Rights movements in Zimbabwe.

It's time for the GOP to kick the so-called Republican strategist Karl Rove to the curb and let him work for the Democrats. He's already done enough damage for the Republican Party, and he would serve a more useful purpose working for President Barack Obama's Organization for America super PAC. He could grab the money of big-time Democrat donors and waste the funds on sabotaging campaigns.

BEIJING:  China's State-owned media had experienced a major drop in advertising revenues last year. They are losing out to the competition, which is the 'new media.'

Forbes reports that, "new media is squeezing advertising in traditional newspapers in China, too."

Leftists are raising up a hell-firestorm of hackles against the History Channel. They complain that the network produced 'The Bible,' a ten-hour television series, and the show depicts the character 'Satan,' played by an actor who closely resembles President Barack Obama.

Apparently, none of Obama's Israeli Columbia '83 recall meeting the young president. Additionally, Obama's photo does not appear in the Columbia Yearbook, according to a member of the Columbia Yearbook Committee.

President Barack Obama is becoming more like Nixon with each passing day he serves in the White House.  He now believes that Republican Senators are trying to poison him.

According to the Washington Times, "President Obama went hungry Thursday after attending a luncheon meeting with Senate Republicans on Capitol Hill without a designated food taster."

Stock Exchanges in Asia are crashing after Cyprus bailout plans triggered concerns over a rise of the eurozone debt crisis.

The BBC News reports that, "the EU and IMF want all bank customers to pay a levy in return for a bailout worth 10bn euros ($13bn)."

During the late President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela's tenure, domestic oil output plunged from 3.5 million barrels per day to 2.34 bpd in the last month. Venezuelan oil output may only jump to 2.8 million bpd in the next few years, according to projections.