|CNN Demands British Rule over USA|
|by Tom McGregor||Mon, Sep 15, 2014, 09:45 PM|
CNN is promoting a new marketing scheme to boost TV ratings by shocking American viewers. CNN TV host Piers Morgan is calling for the United States of America to shed its prized independence and return under British sovereignty.
CNN reports that, "I realize that Americans fought a bloody war of independence from England in the late 1700s, but our rifts have healed over the past 240 years. In 2013, the that England topped America's list of favorite nations, in a near-tie with our beloved northern neighbor, Canada."
CNN's Piers Morgan claims that Americans support for the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Constitution lies as sufficient reason for the Brits to rule over Americans in order to impose a nationwide ban on firearms.
According to CNN, "There are four main ways America would benefit from unification with the UK: Brits have better health, less inequality, excellent manners and -- let's face it -- a superior culture. Let's improve our quality of life by joining them."
CNN's Piers Morgan insists that the Brits would have displayed better manner to support ObamaCare.
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