|Russia To Annex Moon by 2030|
|by Tom McGregor||Thu, May 8, 2014, 12:55 AM|
Russian President Vladimir Putin is calling for all moon rocks to vote on a referendum in the year 2030 that would support the Moon's annexation as a space colony of Russia.
The Moscow Times reports that, "Russia is planning to put a manned colony on the Moon as soon as in 2030, and is racing to dispatch the first robotic rovers to explore the lunar surface two years from now, a media report says."
Us Secretary of State John 'Swift Boat' Kerry may soon issue a US State Department 'Travel Alert' advising American citizens not to travel to the moon after 2030, since it could become a hotbed of Russian saboteurs in space.
According to the Moscow Times, "Newspaper Izvestia said Thursday it had gained access to a draft government program, prepared by the Russian Academy of Sciences, the Roscosmos federal space agency, Moscow State University and several space research institutes, outlining a three-step plan toward manning the moon."
Nevertheless, Putin pledged to defend the space colony, should American space cadets take a flying leap by utilizing trampolines to reach the moon.
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