|RuPaul Warriors Prepare for Defense of Poland (Satire)|
|by Tom McGregor||Sun, Mar 16, 2014, 07:25 PM|
When President Barack Obama isn't watching the cartoon animated series, 'My Little Pony,' he's tuning into 'RuPaul's Drag Race,' a TV reality series about aspiring transgendered pop stars. Accordingly, he's got his pen and his phone ready and told his role model, "You go girl and get with your bad self," and he's encouraging her to join the gay and lesbian 'drag queens' troops at the Kadena Air Force Base in Japan to defend Poland against a marauding Russian biker gang, the Night Wolves, who have recently conquered Crimea.
Obama believes that the RuPaul warriors can best defend Poland, a Catholic country that strongly supports traditional family values. He has already deployed a fleet of drones to the country and ready to mobilize all RuPaul warriors to wage war against the homophobic Russian biker gang, the Night Wolves.
Additionally, US Secretary of State John Kerry has disclosed Obama's new line of lipstick red line and ordered the US Envoy to the United Nations, Samantha Powers, to get "bossy" while wearing casual (Mom jeans) attire at UN Security Council' meetings.
Obama is really talking tough against Russian President Vladimr Putin and threatening to launch a RuPaul concert tour in Russian cities, where Russians must endure watching performances of an elderly drag queen singing songs such as 'Over the Rainbow' and 'I'm Still Alive' and observe her clumsy dance moves on stage with her fellow transgendered pop stars, including Lady Gaga.
Nevertheless, Putin refuses to back down and has told the Night Wolves biker gang, "If you like your Poland you can keep it."
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