No account yet?
Subscription Options
Subscribe via RSS, or
Free Email Alert

Sign up to receive a daily e-mail alert with links to Dallas Blog posts.

New Site Search
Bill DeOre
Click for Larger Image
Dallas Sports Blog
Local Team Sports News
The Official Site of the Dallas Mavericks
TEX Homepage News

A feed could not be found at

Stars Recent Headlines
Good News Dallas
Animal Liberation Front Uses Beasts to Attack Children Print E-mail
by Tom McGregor    Mon, Aug 6, 2012, 05:05 PM
Animal Wolves.jpgThe deadly eco-terrorist group, Animal Liberation Front (ALF), has issued a press release to announce that they deem human beings to be Enemy Number One and have assigned a pack of rabid foxes to hunt down and attack children in the Virginia countryside.

ALF also deployed Taliban thugs to terrorize Virginia farmers and destroy their machinery. They have already assaulted, robbed and plundered the farm of Scott Dean in Elkton, Virginia. The ALF press release was dated Aug 6, 2012, 1 p.m. ET USA.

ALF said, “on the night of August 5, the Animal Liberation Front visited the only known fur farm in the state of Virginia, Scott Dean’s D&S Fox Farm in Elkton. We opened every one of the few cages at D&S, giving thirteen beautiful foxes a chance at new lives in the nearby Shenandoah National Park. As we watched a few of them immediately scurry off to freedom, we damaged the machinery that allows Dean to continue his day-to-day operation confining and torturing these sensitive creatures. Dean, it makes appears that this is a hobby providing you only supplementary income – it is our commitment to free your prisoners and cost you more than you make until you shut down.”

This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
Share This Story on Facebook
Comments (2)add comment
written by Animal Lib Press Office , August 08, 2012

Hilarious interpretation of events!

written by Animal Freedom Fighter , September 18, 2012

I am confused how is the ALF deadly they have killed or harmed anyone, and they have absolutely no connections with the Taliban and how are the foxes supposed to attack children they were never trained because they were in a cage their whole life. Finally animal rights activists love people as much as they love animals.

Write comment
smaller | bigger

< Prev   Next >