|Bolivia To Ban Coca-Cola during Apocalypse|
|by Tom McGregor||Sun, Aug 5, 2012, 05:24 PM|
The Bolivian government really believes that the world will come to an end on December 21, 2012, according to its Mayan calendar. Hence, local law enforcement authorities are forbidding its citizens from drinking Coca-Cola during a so-called apocalypse.
Pravda reports that, “Coca-Cola, one of the planet’s giant corporations, is to be unceremoniously booted out of Bolivia. The announcement was made by Bolivian Minister of External Affairs, David Choquehuanca, who stated the date chosen, December 21, coincides with the end of the cycle in the Mayan calendar, the end of capitalism and the start of a culture of life.”
The Bolivian government intends to impose the apocalyptic law to celebrate the alleged expected deaths of capitalist rogues – including tycoon of Brazilian oil, George Soros, on the supposed date of December 21, 2012.
Pravda quotes the Foreign Minister as saying that, “the twenty-first of December 2012 is the end of selfishness, of division. The twenty-first of December has to be the end of Coca-Cola, and the beginning of mocochinche (a local refreshing drink).”
Bolivian President Evo Morales added, “the planets will line up after 26,000 years … it is the end of capitalism and the beginning of communitarianism.”
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