| WEEKEND WRAPUP - IN ADVANCE by The Fish |
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| by Mike Fisher | Fri, Feb 24, 2006, 09:13 PM |
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The sports Weekend WrapUp -- presented, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, in advance of the actual start of the weekend!. ... * Mavs coach Avery Johnson was asked this week about the change in the team's style of play from previous years. He said the franchise has come to the realization that it's not just about all-offense-all-the-time. Clearly, while AJ watches a lot of "film,'' he doesn't get much time to watch a lot of "films.'' * How out-of-the-mix were the usually trade-happy Mavs this year? Keith Van Horn, the last Mav to be involved in a swap, way back 12 months ago, swears he wasn't even aware that Thursday was the NBA Trade Deadline Day. * My sources tell me there is a good chance the Cowboys will sign a big-time kicker this year. (Adam V, Vanderjagt or Bryant?) My instincts tell me there is a decent chance InfalliBill will be forced to actually remember the kicker's name. * The Sixers are doing a Guns-for-Tickets exchange deal. No word on whether Iverson will be in the Guns Receivable Line or the Guns Giveable Line. * Did Tim Cowlishaw lose a bet? Was this like a high-school debate class project, where one kid gets the "pro'' and you're forced to argue the "con''? Is he trying to kiss up to someone in power who is anti-Don Nelson? How else to explain Tim's column scoffing at Nellie's qualifications for the Basketball Hall of Fame? Read Cowlishaw here, and my man Larry Legend's here. And then you decide: Isn't being against Don Nelson for the Basketball Hall of Fame like being against the flowers in May? * Thursday night. 8:26 p.m. I'm at the Mavs game, but I've got a TV remote-control in my hand. The Big Four Networks offer me: 1) On Fox, "Skating With Celebrities.'' You know, dancing on ice. 2) On NBC, "Olympic Figure Skating.'' You know, dancing on ice. 3) On ABC, "Dancing With The Stars.'' You know, more dancing. I was afraid to turn it to CBS. For fear of seeing, I dunno. ... "Dances With Wolves''?
* As I reported earlier this week, Rocket Ismail -- I swear to God -- is telling friends he wants to come back with the Cowboys. That's not exactly the Rocket signing DFW sports fans were hoping for. * I know the national commentators are still stuck in a time warp and figuring the Mavs don't play D. But check this out: Over the past 30 games, Mavs opponents are averaging just 20.1 points in the fourth quarter and are doing it on just 35.9-percent shooting. Kids, that's defense. And it's defense in the clutch.
* Mike Modano's post-Olympics dig at USA Hockey's rinky-dink lack of organization is being portrayed as "sour grapes,'' and the "whinings of a spoiled athlete.'' All of which is fine. ... except it skips past the point: What if Modano is right? * Mavs guard Marquis Daniels has Psalm 91, in its entirety, tatooed along the side of his torso. (For the record, your Psalm 91.) Which takes up a lot of ink, given that it comes in 16 parts. And that it is just a portion of 'Quis' body art, which also include fists that read "God's Gift,'' assorted guns and knives and stuff, the phrase "Look Through The Eyes Of A Killer'' and, covering almost his entire back, a somewhat detailed map of his native Florida. Which comes in handy. If you're every traveling, or whatever. * Thursday vs. Memphis marked the 13th straight home victory for Dallas -- the longest streak in franchise history -- and Avery says the conduct of the home crowd was instrumental here. Do I get credit for being right yet?
* Next year's NBA All-Star Game is in Las Vegas. AND, the league is coming out with NBA Poker Chips. But otherwise, the NBA is completely against gambling. * TV commentator Bryant Gumbel says he can't watch the Winter Olympics because it's "too white.'' Which is the same reason black people can't watch Bryant Gumbel.
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