Buddhist monk Ashin Wirathu (aka - Burmese Bin Laden) has launched a terrorist campaign against Muslims. It's the Buddhist Brigade vs. Al Qaeda - and the vegetarian, peace-loving and reincarnated Buddhas are striking fear into the hearts of all radical Islamist militants.
BEIJING: Despite highly-restrictive gun ownership regulations in China, Chinese citizens have discovered the joys of buying guns & ammo on-line and hitting the shooting range to relieve stress.
According to the Global Times, "while strictly illegal, satisfying your gun urges to shoot something is apparently just a click of a mouse away. Clandestine businesses offering home delivery services for some highly-illegal firearms are 'openly operating in China.'"
U.S. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel says no more to "Onward Christian soldiers go marching on." In a bid to help radical Islamists seize control of the Pentagon, the former Republican Senator of Nebraska appointed anti-Christian zealot, Mikey Weinstein, to persecute Christians and Jews in the U.S. Armed Forces.
Texas land Commissioner Jerry Patterson has become a hero for Texas oil & gas companies for defending their rights as President Barack Obama wages a 'War on Fossil Fuels.' He declared his support for hydraulic fracturing, or 'fracking' drilling for natural gas.
The United Nations has just e-mailed the Dallas Blog to disclose the international organization struggles with "widespread problems of staff harassment and abuse of power" along with "cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment," according to UNJustice.
An Al Qaeda terror cell operating in L.A. (Lower Alabama) has enjoyed major success recruiting white girls from wealthy families to join its elite squad of Suicide Bomber Debutantes (SBD). So who knows how long before Dallasites learn about, "Highland Park Debbie Does Al Awlaki."
The United Kingdom's Prince Philip (Duke of Edinburgh) is gaining recognition as the 'Bill Clinton' of Europe. Earlier this month he spoke to an 83-year-old factory worker to discuss her talent for "stripping." Shortly afterwards, some witnesses observed that he had a black eye when visiting Canada.
Karl Rove's Neo-Conservative' political operatives have been frantically searching for a new leader ever since the former President Geourge W. Bush departed from the White House. Apparently, the wait is over as Vice President Joe Biden received an enthusiastic welcome at the McCain Institute for International Leadership 2013 Sedona Forum.
France's Socialist government loves to 'share the wealth,' since it has imposed a 75% income tax on French millionaires. This would include allegedly handing over $3 million to a Nigerian Islamist terrorist organization as a reward for kidnapping a French family.